Biblical Dinosaurs, or Lack Thereof

Where were the dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden?

When God created a carnivorous dinosaur, it ate all the spare ribs before He could create another.

Why were there no dinosaurs on Noah’s ark?

That’s no question for a paleontologist. You’ll have to ask an ark-eologist.

Did you know God saved some devout dinosaurs from the K–Pg extinction?

But they later died off due to a vow of celibacy during their Tertiary period.

Jesus & Young Dinosaur